So I haven't been on this place in ages, and I think the last time I was on was like a year ago to be like "man i haven't been on here in liek forevz." I'm clearly really bad at this. Anyway, just wanted to drop in to say hi. I'm going to college in like two weeks, so that's pretty cool. Other than that, just been chilling. Love y'alllllll. Happy to see this place is just as as ever. I'll probably be around here a bit more often if I can remember to.

I hope you smoke lots of weed, drink tons of liquor, and have sex with any man you choose.

Nice to see you too, Devin.

And Rob,

Have a wonderful time getting edumacated and may your grades go down as fast as you.

Seriously though, college is good times.

Just don't fuck up too hard, and don't take yourself too seriously while you're there. Also, don't do drugs unless you live off campus.

And thanks for the advice, Dev. I'll try not to be too srs bsns. I'm actually kinda excited to be able to hang out with people who know what parties are. Hanging out with prep school kids for the past four years has been incredibly boring.

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Though I do approve of the Spy Kids poster.

The Spy Kids poster makes this even creepier.

The fact that the dood looks a fair bit like someone i went to high school and hung out with a lot makes it even even creepier.