The Time Abraham Lincoln and a Political Rival Almost Dueled on an Island.

Also:




This fails to capture the epicness of his sideburns:




It's nice to know I can get Ulysses S. Grant dollars now with which to pay my bar tab. The joke would probably be lost on most (Grant was a bit of a boozehound) but it's something I've long wanted to do because it would amuse me.

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Gnar. I am not sure which of those I fall under, but I think it's the fairly untrustworthy "unkempt beard".

I guess my light "designer stubble" falls under neutral

As always, I'm the most trustworthy of them all.

Questionable. Amish beard, sans mustache could also work.

Hollow points fired underwater:

They are lovely little flowers of death.

The prettiest way to get your face blown off, in my opinion.

They are quite pretty. The bullet jacket adds a nice contrast, and that's really what makes it, visually.

I would make jewelry out of those and sell it to strange goth people.

One of those signs reads "Cake every day." I'm imagining the thought process: "THIS IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE WE'RE ON HERE, IF WE LET THE WOMEN VOTE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY'LL INSIST THAT WE EAT CAKE EVERY SINGLE DAY, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?"

I noticed that and thought the exact same thing.

NOW EAT YOUR CAKE, YOUNG MAN, OR YOU WON'T GET ANY VEGETABLES.

I think they worked in the Cake Every Day to imply that they're just a bunch of little girls. Or maybe they want their cake and to eat it too.

That would be the idea, wouldn't it, that women are too immature, etc. to vote. I think we're all on the same page here laughing at the sexist + S&M implications here. Especially the S&M bit. Oh, let's spank those naughty suffragettes!

Whaththehell?






So, I'm looking for images of something that actually functioned (an enormous WWI German strategic bomber with a 140-foot wingspan):



Which is pretty awesome in its own right. It could climb up to 19000 feet, carry 4000+ pounds of bombs, and this was like 1917, almost a century ago now. It had a larger wingspan than any plane Germany deployed in WWII.

But in searching for a picture of that, I also ran across this:

Hats with weapons. Yes, I will take 3 please. I would like some options though. That would look very silly in high heels. Maybe something a bit pimp-ish?