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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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 Re: The Chris Thread
oh no you di'int: 
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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 Re: The Chris Thread
NSFW - I did not have this in my army men 
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Oh man, cast up about ten thousand of those and go to toys'r'uses around the region with an exacto knife and a small roll of packing tape, so as to surgically insert half a dozen(or would just one per be better?) into the standard army man packages and then reseal them so they appear unaltered. Or actually, a staple puller and stapler, as they are usually in the plastic bag with the folded cardboard top stapled on i think? Yeah, like this:  Staple puller/stapler then.
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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 Re: The Chris Thread
Awseome idea. 
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El-Todgo
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Snaxocaster
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 Re: The Chris Thread
I have to admit, I prefer the Army Man idea, because I'm more that kind of asshole.  And because I'd slap a bitch if someone did that to me. 
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Snaxocaster
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This is serious electronics nerdery (italics mine): Apparently even the gear corksniffers say they hold up, too, and they'll argue about anything. I think that may be the most painstaking "reissue" I've ever heard of, to go that far out of your way to just build a new one. They're using, with permission, the original company name, too (Pulse Techniques) and no one is complaining.
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Unstrung
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Fuck, that man is a hero. Almost brings tears to my eyes. If only I were so courageous with my own little vegetarian house-nazi.
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Winston Wolf
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Snaxocaster
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This will of course be featured in Maplitonia's amusement park as a star attraction.
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Winston Wolf
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Our version will open up to an unlooped ramp at the end though, to fling the corpses ten thousand feet off of the cliff upon which the ride will be built.
Possibly into a volcano?
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Surely we can find a way to use them for fuel? 
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Winston Wolf
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Unbeknownst to park visitors, all of the geological features of the park will be manmade(well, Dutch child labor anyhow, as is standard).
This of course includes the volcano, which will perhaps actually be some sort of smelting furnace.
Meatatarians will flock to and enjoy this park a fair bit, partly subconsciously, due to the vaguely bacon-y scent that wafts from the 'volcano' when the rollercoaster is in use.
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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Bravo gentlemen. Bravo
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As for the smelting furnace, though- to paraphrase Mr. Waits: "what's he smelting in there?" 
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Winston Wolf
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imagine the amount of drugs that when down here..... 
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Broseidon
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Is that John Belushi? 
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Devtron
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I bet somewhere out of frame Jim Belushi is running around ruining things.
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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I think I remember reading in "Life" (Keef's book) that they had some wild times.
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El-Todgo
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