This is relevant because I saw Spamalot the other night.

Giant puffball! Apparently edible. I guess it's like a giant button mushroom.

Giant pizza?

Giant nom. I enjoy eating edible fungi. Would love to make a stir fry or fried rice with this as its centerpiece.

As do I. That sounds delicious. My 'rents took me out for dinner earlier and I consumed portabella mushroom tortellini with roasted red peppers and sun-dried 'maters. And scallions, and whatnot.

We basically talked about cooking the whole time, Me Mum and I. I also got to hear said mum use the phrase "smelled like an old English whore*", the last word of which I don't believe I've ever heard her say, and this was very humourous to me, as my parents are very polite. I don't swear around my folks. I'll apologize for damn, hell and ass, which are acceptable in serious moderation. I curse like a sailor, of course, normally, and my father actually was a sailor aeons ago. I am sure they'd be appalled at Ms. Jen and I doing housework; the language is downright nautical. Surely given the population of Terra here, someone must have thought to yell "fucking cuntflaps!" at a drain once or twice, no?

Also, I would totally consume your fried rice or stir fry, at least, were you not playing the ol' slip-bacon-in-there trick on me.

*- they'd been on vacation in the Caribbean. She'd gotten a prank played on her by a native who told her gin, sprayed on one's person worked to repel the local mosquitoes. No, I am entirely serious.

Biologists Create Zombie Cells In The Lab Which Outperform Living Counterparts

The undead? Now officially real.

Finally we can now prepare for the Apocalypse. 'Bout fucking time. That motherfucker even looks creepy.

What i love most about science is that there is always the potential that someone is out there using their grant money for something wrong and sketchy. Human Clones, Man-Sized Cockroach/Gator hybrids, Undead Army, whatever.

That person needs to enlist here, for... ideas.

Hehe. 'Cuntflaps' could surely enter my lexicon.

I believe you'd enjoy my fried rices/stir fries... most do. They are usually made for my vegetarian friends too, so unless you don't consume eggs it is viable snax for Snax.

This is not a Giant Snaxophone, this is a double-contrabass flute. Its lowest note is a low C (2nd fret on a 5-string bass).

THAT, Sir, is a Giant Snaxophone if I ever saw one.

how much drugs?

Also, that woman Snaxie posted is blowing a huge number 4

Might as well post it here, because there's nowhere else to put it and it doesn't really need it's own thread. A good shot of my drummer's infamous snare:

Shit is bonkers.

The rabbit man and the I-don't-think-she's-wearing-anything-under-there lady who appears to maybe have a chicken head? Or the thing that looks like two snare drums grafted together?



The last question and last answer at the bottom of this are glorious and appropriate for This Place: http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/nick-cave-hated-twitter-q-a/

Fuck, I need one of those. Dat snare. Hnnnggg