President LBJ orders pants. Includes "nuts", "bunghole" and a good solid belch.

There is a Josef Stalin action figure.


Here he is looking like a wise motherfucker with his pipe:

wait, that's probably the most accurate action figure I have ever seen. They usually look nothing like the person they are portraying

such as:

yes, that supposed to be Sarah Palin...

More gems here: http://www.toptenz.net/top-ten-bad-action-figures.php

Now there's a man with an axe. Is there a pin going through the haft there holding the axe head in place or something? 'Cause that looks a bit unstable to me! Also, looks like a rough-hewn baseball bat with an axehead, which is a solid idea.



This is impressive. I can't read the slightest bit of Chinese- he could be saying we're all cocksuckers and we're gonna get fed to the pigs- but this is some extra credit shit right here regardless, methinks:

That is... enchanting.

Right-click and then enlarge to see where bitches ain't.

I like it. It's kinda cute. With my luck, it's probably dangerous.

This is the sort of thing that happens when you grab things off the internet without checking where they're from:

The Largest Vocabulary In Hiphop

I am tempted to email this to one of my professors who would appreciate it.