Hows moderdarateting that other place going?

damn, I missied him???

He was here for a bit.

He seems to lurk around in the morning times every once in a while. I like him, eh doesn't afraid of anything. I wish he would post here more .

He's pretty cool when he's not moderating, actually.

This, and he's really not THAT bad of a mod.
He does get a lot of shit flung at him.

Actually, I disagree with you guys. Hes a pretty big kook aside from his modding. Im basing that on his will to argue on the internet with people that he knows nothing about.

I never had a problem with his moderating, or anything outside of it.

Then again, I don't care about shit on the internet as much as other people do.

Pretty sure he temp banned me a couple times, but I had it coming.

he bantinated me once for being a tool. I too, deserved an ass raping at that time.

Oh Im so sure you deserved it, since youre such an unreasonable human on the internet.

yes I too can be an unruly pup. I have been banned or warned at most forums, except here and gearslutz.

He banned me for absolutely no reason whatsoever.


I think he was afraid.

Did you show him your huge teh caulk?

He e-mailed him goatse.

Twice.

Me either...

But...


Hey guys, sorry just really busy. I usually pop on to see if there's something I can contribute to. Usually the answer is no so I shove glass dolphins in my asshole at truck stops.


It's a living.

Is this on a for-hire basis or do you collect tips in your glass dolphin case? Inquiring minds want to know.

I usually just show up with a piece of cardboard and a briefcase full of dolphins, like an old school break dancer and a boom box.

I bust that shit out and start shoving. I usually get enough money for the buffet.

I'd think the dorsal fin would be uncomfortable, but I suppose you'd get used to it after a while.

Also, what's the cardboard for?

I've been tempted to start carrying around a briefcase for no good reason, because you rarely see them anymore.

To address your points:

No part of a dolphin can hurt a man's anus that is sure of his sexuality

The cardboards purpose is two-fold.

One: When you drop that on the floor, all of the fat truckers and subnormal kids' ears perk up and the cardboard grabs them by their extra chromosome having heads and shouts "Shits about to get real up in here, may I have your attention?"

Two: Sometimes the dolphin isn't the only thing that comes out of your anus, and after several discussions with the owners of these fine establishments, they have made it perfectly clear they do no wish to clean up fecal matter, dolphin light anus show or not.

I am so glad I made this thread now.

Do you sell the post-anus dolphins? I see lots of small glass figurines selling in gas stations and truck stops around here, so I am sure there has to be a market for them.