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I saw a redneck in real life today... 
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mullet, plaid shirt, jeans, shitty fancyish shoes... quite amazing creature to say the least... fucked up twice trying to put in gas in his car...


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Welcome to my life, every five minutes.

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Ya, wtf knope?

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This is exceptional because 99.9% of the time Knope encounters greaser beaners and mulattos.

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mulattos RFOFL

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Tyrannosaurus Reich wrote:
Welcome to my life, every five minutes.


I think my head would explode seeing so much plaid

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This is exceptional because 99.9% of the time Knope encounters greaser beaners and mulattos.


This is why I find it so fascinating... I have never seen one so far from its natural habitat... It would be like m1k3s son seeing a beaner while he was in alaska...


Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:43 am
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I have never seen one so far from its natural habitat... It would be like m1k3s son seeing a beaner while he was in alaska...


They call them "Eskimos" there.

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nah it has to be more like an ese' in alaska blasting reaggeton out of his shit tercel with a muffler "upgrade" which give the car that tin can sound...


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i have a teacher in school with a mullet.






















Its funny because shes a woman. Srsly. A very skinny small woman.

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nah it has to be more like an ese' in alaska blasting reaggeton out of his shit tercel with a muffler "upgrade" which give the car that tin can sound...


Oh LULS. That would be high-larious. I see that a lot; there's a large Puerto Rican community not far from where I live in Buffalo.

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i have a teacher in school with a mullet.




Its funny because shes a woman. Srsly. A very skinny small woman.


Is she lesbionic?

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Is she lesbionic?


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Is she lesbionic?


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Robots do it to Daft Punk.

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teh_bleeding wrote:
i have a teacher in school with a mullet.




Its funny because shes a woman. Srsly. A very skinny small woman.


Is she lesbionic?

she has 2 kids. But isnt married. O_O

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Unstrung wrote:
teh_bleeding wrote:
i have a teacher in school with a mullet.




Its funny because shes a woman. Srsly. A very skinny small woman.


Is she lesbionic?

Hey, I am lesbian and I take offense to that.



















no I dont

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I would have lesbian sex with a robot :D

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chris_d wrote:
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Is she lesbionic?


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my girlfriend loves bjork.

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Welcome to my life, every five minutes.


Same.


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