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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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 Das Stimmt!
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:32 pm Posts: 11364 Location: ruining everything.
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 Re: Das Stimmt!
Would be even better if it was just meant to make the bears angrier/meaner so they would put up more of a fight.
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| Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:29 am |
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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 Re: Das Stimmt!
I think it does. I doubt this shit stops bears.
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| Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:29 am |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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 Re: Das Stimmt!
They should totally change the name and packaging then.
Actually no, never mind, it will be more fun this way.
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| Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:37 am |
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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 Re: Das Stimmt!
People take this shit out with them when they camp, hunt, etc...... and to think that a charging bear, moose, or whatever the fuck has horns will stop cuz of this mace...... They deserve to die for thinking that.
It will def fuck a human up though, and small charging baby cats
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Jayhawker
Maplitonian
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:46 pm Posts: 400 Location: Wichita/Lawrence, KS
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 Re: Das Stimmt!
 10mm auto 1911. Shit will stop bears.
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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 Re: Das Stimmt!
yes, but I have to spend hundreds more and wait 10 days, plus the mace is for my mom since she doesnt want to get a shotgun.
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| Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:42 am |
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Snaxocaster
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Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:00 pm Posts: 11625 Location: McMurdo Research Station
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 Re: Das Stimmt!
Doubtful. Pistols are supposed to be really impractical for that purpose. .44 Mag or a heavy modern hunting load of .45 Colt, maybe. Or heavier. 10mm does have the penetration going for it if I'm remembering right though? Why do I know this shit? That is a pretty cool gun though.  We should totally market a spray or random widget solely for the purpose of pissing off bears. 
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| Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:01 am |
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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 Re: Das Stimmt!
yes but if we do that, we have to figure out a way for the bears to attack the nearest humans , not us who will be pissing it off
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| Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:07 am |
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Snaxocaster
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YES. I think we need to introduce populations of large, potentially dangerous animals randomly into the urban landscape. Just, y'know... to liven things up a bit.
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| Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:17 am |
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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 Re: Das Stimmt!
Exactly, but while we do that, we have to some how attach a video camera on the beasts so we can watch and laugh at the gruesome slaughter fest
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| Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:24 am |
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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 Re: Das Stimmt!
We need to make bear repellent that smells like salmon and honey 
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| Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:53 am |
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metalfanat1c
The Cream Of The Crop
Joined: Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:09 pm Posts: 2119
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Snaxocaster
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This has gotta be do-able. There's plenty of places in the urban landscape for bears to chill where no one'll notice 'em, too- alleyways, dumpsters, underpasses, abandoned buildings... Then some fuckknuckle is poking around back there and WHAM! Goddamn bear out of fucking nowhere! In addition to large carnivores, I think herd animals could be a nice addition. Like, three hundred head of antelope roaming onto the highway during rush hour? That would be great shit. I think kangaroos could potentially cause some damage, too.
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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Kangaroos in a school playground might be awesome. Just little kids running around, then FWAP, knocked over by the club footed large rat. 
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| Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:40 am |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:32 pm Posts: 11364 Location: ruining everything.
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Naw man, the video camera should just be attached to the repellent can. Like some wide angle spycam shit. It would record natively in flash video format for easy youtube uploads, which should probably be automatically transmitted to or own data server from the spraycan cam as soon as the safety is removed. 
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Jayhawker
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Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:46 pm Posts: 400 Location: Wichita/Lawrence, KS
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 Re: Das Stimmt!
In terms of velocity and ballistic energy, it's damn near identical to a similar weight .357 magnum bullet. That was the idea behind it's creation: magnum stopping power in a semi automatic round. It does pretty well. A lot of the guys I know who hunt in Colorado, the Dakotas, Alaska etc, all carry 10mm glocks as their bear deterrent.
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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 Re: Das Stimmt!
RECOIL
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:00 pm Posts: 11625 Location: McMurdo Research Station
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 Re: Das Stimmt!
You don't wanna get bant, do you? 
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metalfanat1c
The Cream Of The Crop
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