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Post OK so this didn't work
So last gig I figured "let me drink something I don't like so much so I can drink it slow, so I won't be all fucked up by the end of the 3rd set."

I like wine, but not in big doses, so I ask the bartendrix for a cabernet, but let me have a a glass without a stem as I need it to sit in my swirly gig on my mic stand during the set.

So she pours me a 12-16 oz glass full of cabernet.

OK I can milk it.


no tor you are wrong.

you like alcobooze too much. :facepalm:

I managed to keep it to 3 or 4 of these and I didn't do any shots (I had to drive myself and gear home)


I've done this a few times trying to drink something that I don't really like, problem is after I get the first 1/2 down, "once it hit your lips it's so good" :deadhorse:

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Post Re: OK so this didn't work
Nice work. *applauds* I have to go to beer if I want to pull that off. Wine, I'll quaff like it's water, with potentially disastrous results.

Around these parts, we generally kill a bottle of wine- usually Riesling, but I just acquired a Gewürtztraminer and a semi-sweet ice wine that need to be consumed posthaste- before we go out.

Of course, there was that time a little while back when I did the recording with my tranny friend where we got all tweaked out and then ate a 1.5l bottle of Merlot a piece... and then hit the bars at like 3 AM to get even more fucked up. That was some serious Keith Richards shit. :lol:

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Also: pints of wine and the use of the term "bartendrix"? Excellent. :huzzah:

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*applauds*

Nicely done, Sir Torgeot.

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Post Re: OK so this didn't work
*tipurtsies*

I believe I picked up bartendrix from you. I love that word.

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I hate playing with my drunk on. It's like 'damnit... I DUN GOOFED. The adventure begins...' -attempts to play drunkenly with rubber fingers/slow limbs-

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Post Re: OK so this didn't work
oh, I tend to play well when just a bit tipsy, and I don't really let it get there (drunk) usually live. But I am playing classic rawk and I think that's a prerequisite

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Post Re: OK so this didn't work
Yeah I don't like playing drunk. As un-rock'n'roll as it is, I never really drink before/during gigs :red:


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I think Im more tame when Im drunk playing. The problem is when Im sober, I get all ape shit.

:lol: @ bartendrix

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I legitimately play my best when I am high.
Drums and guitar.

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Post Re: OK so this didn't work
El-Todgo wrote:
Yeah I don't like playing drunk. As un-rock'n'roll as it is, I never really drink before/during gigs :red:

I tried this once.


Didn't work for me :red:

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