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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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 Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
Don't only pick one. Tell me why motherfucker! Deinonychus  Velociraptor  T Rex  Allosaurus  Giganotosaurus (if it comes to life I will throw it my babby) 
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Winston Wolf
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 Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
Gigantosaurus has the best name no doubt. But though huge, it was a veg, so unless it got real fucking mean, or changed its eating habits, it is not likely to last long in this grand fracas. This is a good shot though:  But no, myself, i voted for this fellow:  It has closer to the size of the Rex(with longer arms too), but closer to the build of the Velociraptor. I am thinking 'twould be rapid and badass. This of course is for one on ones. If you are talking multiples of each, it is likely a whole other story. I just realized how badly i need coffee right now.
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Winston Wolf
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 Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
My giganotosaurus is not the vege eater...    my giganotosaurus would eat yours, and make big stinky pewps
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Winston Wolf
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 Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
see now the velociraptor and deinonychus were in packs, so you think you are standing a chance by fucking one up and then all of a sudden, WHAM, his buddy is on your back nomming you up.
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 Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
This is maps. I say Mapusaurus.  It is as big as Gigantosaurus, and may have hunted in packs, eliminating velociraptors as a threat depending on pack size.
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Jeremiah Johnson
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 Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
King Kong
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Winston Wolf
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 Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
your monkey stands no chance again the great Mapusaurus. He gonna get rapt
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Winston Wolf
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Ohfuck. I totally forgot about Mapusaurus! Without a doubt, that motherfucker would take it.
Poll needs alteration!
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I suppose it is acceptable for them to hunt in packs, then? Still, it would take a big fucking pack of raptors to take down a tyrannosaurid. Now I'm just gonna go with Rex, because even if he's a bit smaller apparently he has a bit of an intellectual advantage over the more primitive large theropod.
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Winston Wolf
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 Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
fuck that, my deinonychi are gunna fuck all that shit up  we coming down gangland style biotches! wait I was searching for dinosaur gang and well. NSFW  talking about wanting some bone, 
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Winston Wolf
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unless your T-Rex is sporting a Tomcat f-14 like this you stand no chance 
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Winston Wolf
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Jeremiah Johnson
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It is physically impossible, joey. As a fighter, you should know that.
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| Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:37 pm |
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Winston Wolf
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Winston Wolf
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Also, best mapusaurus image so far:  It could only be better, if it was bigger.
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| Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:54 pm |
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Winston Wolf
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 Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
the man need to be waving, but yes biggerer.
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| Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:11 pm |
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Winston Wolf
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You are right. I don't have time to properly fix it right now, but here is a 30 second stopgap: 
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| Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:27 pm |
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Winston Wolf
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Mainly, i just love that the artist gave the Mapusaur: people feet. Like "fuck man, i don't know how to draw dinosaur feet! Fuck. Oh well, these will have to do."
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Winston Wolf
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that is super awesome
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Glorious. 
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