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Devtron
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 THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER
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chris_d
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER Also: How the civil war was really won.
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER Also, somewhat related, Lincoln and Washington, cuddling:  Ostensibly, post-coitus.
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Devtron
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER This is how history should have been recorded.
Telling the truth.
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chris_d
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER Seriously, how about, no more lies, History?!!
I think humanity is ready, no indeed, i think humanity DESERVES, this accurate repoartage, of the Historical.
Have we not dealt in deceits and fabrications for far too long already?
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER John Wilkes Booth was no assassin. Lincoln was never shot in the head.
In fact, his skull merely melted, from all of the lasers.
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER You see, coolant and refrigeration technology was not as developed back then as it is today.
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER And of course, any laser of great enough magnitude to produce this sort of result:  ...was obviously going to need a carefully designed and efficient cooling system to avoid catastrophic failure. 
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER Back then it was a lot of guesswork and blind intuition solutions for engineering. That was just the nature of the beast. However today, with modern Science we can determine that even the cooling system they devised late in the war was still drastically inefficient and undersized:  Given the technology of the day, that stovepipe should have been easily eight times larger, if it was to have any real chance of adequately venting the heat of those eye lasers to the point that catastrophic failure might have been avoided.
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER Really it is a true tragedy. With the melting of Lincoln's skull (the sole existing prototype at the time) the technology of the militarized laser, indeed of all lasers, suffered a setback of over a hundred years. Even today the military is still battling to regain that lost ground.
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER THat's all forrealz. Only recently have I hacked in to the Pantagon and found photos of the true prototype eye laser cooling hat 
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER Yes that is solar powered. Go Green. 
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER Originally designed with a Briggs and Stratton 2 Stroke 150cc engine, but with all the "Save the Earf" lobbyists it delayed the cooling hat by 16 years.
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Devtron
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER My new favorite thread.
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER This thread is glorious. I wish I could find the Something Awful picture of the Civil War regiment standing in front of their elephants.
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER  Teddy Roosevelt. Relevant? I think it may be. _________________Member of the Radium Water Gentlemen's League Of Luxury.
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER Any Piktar of Teddy is relevant. Example: 
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Re: THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER Also Abe wasn't given enough cred to be badass: 
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