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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm Posts: 6429 Location: Trendyhipstertonville
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 THE GREATEST PAINTING EVER
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| Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:06 pm |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:32 pm Posts: 11364 Location: ruining everything.
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Also: How the civil war was really won.
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| Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:10 pm |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Also, somewhat related, Lincoln and Washington, cuddling:  Ostensibly, post-coitus.
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| Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:33 pm |
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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm Posts: 6429 Location: Trendyhipstertonville
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This is how history should have been recorded.
Telling the truth.
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| Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:34 pm |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Seriously, how about, no more lies, History?!!
I think humanity is ready, no indeed, i think humanity DESERVES, this accurate repoartage, of the Historical.
Have we not dealt in deceits and fabrications for far too long already?
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| Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:38 pm |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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John Wilkes Booth was no assassin. Lincoln was never shot in the head.
In fact, his skull merely melted, from all of the lasers.
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| Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:41 pm |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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You see, coolant and refrigeration technology was not as developed back then as it is today.
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| Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:42 pm |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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And of course, any laser of great enough magnitude to produce this sort of result:  ...was obviously going to need a carefully designed and efficient cooling system to avoid catastrophic failure. 
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| Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:45 pm |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Back then it was a lot of guesswork and blind intuition solutions for engineering. That was just the nature of the beast. However today, with modern Science we can determine that even the cooling system they devised late in the war was still drastically inefficient and undersized:  Given the technology of the day, that stovepipe should have been easily eight times larger, if it was to have any real chance of adequately venting the heat of those eye lasers to the point that catastrophic failure might have been avoided.
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| Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:49 pm |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Really it is a true tragedy. With the melting of Lincoln's skull (the sole existing prototype at the time) the technology of the militarized laser, indeed of all lasers, suffered a setback of over a hundred years. Even today the military is still battling to regain that lost ground.
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| Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:54 pm |
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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THat's all forrealz. Only recently have I hacked in to the Pantagon and found photos of the true prototype eye laser cooling hat 
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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Yes that is solar powered. Go Green. 
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| Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:03 am |
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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Originally designed with a Briggs and Stratton 2 Stroke 150cc engine, but with all the "Save the Earf" lobbyists it delayed the cooling hat by 16 years.
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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm Posts: 6429 Location: Trendyhipstertonville
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My new favorite thread.
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
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This thread is glorious. I wish I could find the Something Awful picture of the Civil War regiment standing in front of their elephants.
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| Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:15 pm |
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Unstrung
Pendulous
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:17 pm Posts: 7987 Location: Fung lung chung
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 Teddy Roosevelt. Relevant? I think it may be.
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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Any Piktar of Teddy is relevant. Example: 
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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Also Abe wasn't given enough cred to be badass: 
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