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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:00 pm Posts: 11625 Location: McMurdo Research Station
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 POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
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| Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:08 pm |
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Unstrung
Pendulous
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:17 pm Posts: 7987 Location: Fung lung chung
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 Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
I have dreamt of owning a dwarf elephant. To think they once existed? Oh my oh my.
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:00 pm Posts: 11625 Location: McMurdo Research Station
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 Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
I think it would be the moastest bast awesomest pet evar. 
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| Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:17 pm |
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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm Posts: 6429 Location: Trendyhipstertonville
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 Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
If the plot line of Jurassic Park ever becomes a reality, they need to bring that thing back.
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| Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:54 pm |
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Bass_Destroyer
Rocco Siffredi
Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:34 pm Posts: 988
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 Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
First thing I thought of. We need to bring these fuckers back.
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| Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:14 pm |
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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 Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
I strongly approve , ill take two..... to eat, please.
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| Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:51 pm |
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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 Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
I would need two. I have 2 kids, they would need jousting spears and then go to town.
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| Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:52 pm |
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:00 pm Posts: 11625 Location: McMurdo Research Station
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 Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
It's like having big dogs but smarter and better and pointier! And they make an awesomer sound, I'd ass-you-me. 
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| Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:03 am |
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Pendulous
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:17 pm Posts: 7987 Location: Fung lung chung
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You had me at 'pointier', good sir. Of course I would dress my miniature elephant's tusks with tassles or something of the like, unless he were in battlemode.
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:00 pm Posts: 11625 Location: McMurdo Research Station
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 Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
Tassles would kinda get in the way, wouldn't they?
I'm not sure they'd need a secondary armament, besides what their handler would carry as a sidearm. For which purposes I'd favor an M79 grenade gun with buckshot and and incendiary rounds. Did they make a slug round for that? They should have.
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| Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:11 am |
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Pendulous
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:17 pm Posts: 7987 Location: Fung lung chung
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Yes, I believe tassles would prevent an unnecessary puncturing of me and my guests by my elephant. They would also dress it up real purdy. I mean it wouldn't be a vicious one, but those tusks are big and anything could happen.
At my command though, it would KILL.
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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Ahhh, I do the same with my kids. Tassles and kill upon command.
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| Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:55 am |
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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm Posts: 6429 Location: Trendyhipstertonville
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 Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
_________________ Dinosaurier live vor langer Zeit Sie waren schrecklichen Echsen weißt du nicht, Einige aßen Pflanzen und einigen Fleisch gegessen Einige aßen Fisch und einige aßen Tiere
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:22 pm Posts: 7772 Location: Cambrodia.
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 Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
This is terrible. 
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