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POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants. 

Approve or disapprove? :snax:
Strongly Approve. I'll take two, please! :love: 67%  67%  [ 6 ]
Approve. It's a damn shame these were discontinued. 33%  33%  [ 3 ]
Disapprove. A proper pachyderm should be immense. 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Strongly Disapprove. Fuck these second-rate microelephants. Extinct for a reason. :mad: 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
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POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants. 
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 POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_elephant

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Post Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
I have dreamt of owning a dwarf elephant. To think they once existed? Oh my oh my.

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I think it would be the moastest bast awesomest pet evar. :love:

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If the plot line of Jurassic Park ever becomes a reality, they need to bring that thing back.

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Post Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
Tyrannosaurus Reich wrote:
If the plot line of Jurassic Park ever becomes a reality, they need to bring that thing back.


First thing I thought of. We need to bring these fuckers back.


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I strongly approve , ill take two..... to eat, please.

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I would need two. I have 2 kids, they would need jousting spears and then go to town.

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It's like having big dogs but smarter and better and pointier! And they make an awesomer sound, I'd ass-you-me. :huzzah:

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Post Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
Snaxocaster wrote:
It's like having big dogs but smarter and better and pointier! And they make an awesomer sound, I'd ass-you-me. :huzzah:

You had me at 'pointier', good sir.


Of course I would dress my miniature elephant's tusks with tassles or something of the like, unless he were in battlemode.

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Post Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
Tassles would kinda get in the way, wouldn't they?

I'm not sure they'd need a secondary armament, besides what their handler would carry as a sidearm. For which purposes I'd favor an M79 grenade gun with buckshot and and incendiary rounds. Did they make a slug round for that? They should have.

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Post Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
Yes, I believe tassles would prevent an unnecessary puncturing of me and my guests by my elephant. They would also dress it up real purdy. I mean it wouldn't be a vicious one, but those tusks are big and anything could happen.


At my command though, it would KILL.

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Unstrung wrote:
Yes, I believe tassles would prevent an unnecessary puncturing of me and my guests by my elephant. They would also dress it up real purdy. I mean it wouldn't be a vicious one, but those tusks are big and anything could happen.


At my command though, it would KILL.


Ahhh, I do the same with my kids.


Tassles and kill upon command.

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Post Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
torgeot wrote:
Unstrung wrote:
Yes, I believe tassles would prevent an unnecessary puncturing of me and my guests by my elephant. They would also dress it up real purdy. I mean it wouldn't be a vicious one, but those tusks are big and anything could happen.


At my command though, it would KILL.


Ahhh, I do the same with my kids.


Tassles and kill upon command.



:lol:

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Post Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
torgeot wrote:
Unstrung wrote:
Yes, I believe tassles would prevent an unnecessary puncturing of me and my guests by my elephant. They would also dress it up real purdy. I mean it wouldn't be a vicious one, but those tusks are big and anything could happen.


At my command though, it would KILL.


Ahhh, I do the same with my kids.


Tassles and kill upon command.


This is terrible.
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